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| ARTICLE INFORMATION: Author: Schuyler Sloane Title: 10 Rules for Being a Good Fishkeeping Husband Summary: Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your wife to do them)...and more. Contact for editing purposes: email: Schuyler Sloane: phillyfishclub@gmail.com Date first published: August 2005 Publication: The Tank: www.phillyfishclub.com Reprinted from Aquarticles: |
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10 Rules for Being a Good Fishkeeping Husband by Schuyler Sloane 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your wife to do them). 9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has to wait till the snails get bigger. 8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you know they are all for you). 7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag. 6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75 gallon tank. 5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for your new betta. 4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice. 3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin. 2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware. 1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date because it conflicts with a fish club meeting. |